A blonde walks into a store. She finds a great TV and goes up to the clerk.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
"Sorry, we don't sell those to blondes."
What? she thought.
So, she dyes her hair red and goes back again.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
"I'm sorry, we don't sell those to blondes."
Uggh! This was really getting on her nerves!
So, *sigh* she dyes her hair brown and goes back AGAIN.
"Sir...I'd really like to buy that TV over there."
"...I'm sorry...we don't sell those to blondes."
"AHHHH! HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE?!!!!"
"Well...because that's a microwave...not a uh-"TV"."